MOM: "Joshy - walk down the stairs carefully. Don't jump."
JOSH: "Why?" (his big blue eyes are serious)
MOM: "Because I don't want you to get hurt."
JOSH: "Why?" (in the sweetest little voice)
MOM: "Because if you jump on the stairs you will fall and it will give you Owies."
JOSH: "Why?" (his head is tipped thoughtfully to the side)
MOM: "Because you will loose your balance if you try to jump on the stairs."
JOSH: "Why?"
MOM: "Because jumping on the stairs is dangerous. Mommy wants you to be safe."
JOSH: "Why?"
MOM: Because I love you!"
JOSH: "Why?"
MOM: "JUST DON'T JUMP ON THE STAIRS !!!!!!!"
JOSH: "Why?"
MOM: "BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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